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Mar 19, 2008 7:33:19 GMT -5
Post by exfreak on Mar 19, 2008 7:33:19 GMT -5
I wouldn't call it mud "Wrestlng" per say because I would just lay there and let you do whatever you wanted to me......OOOOOOO I just got chills..........lol
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Mar 19, 2008 11:33:25 GMT -5
Post by lee2000 on Mar 19, 2008 11:33:25 GMT -5
well rock some men like things shoved up there arse.altho before you get any ideas i aint one of them lol. and a mud wrestle with you rock how could anyone resist
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Mar 19, 2008 12:35:30 GMT -5
Post by rockon4ever on Mar 19, 2008 12:35:30 GMT -5
I see you two are "big boys" who think they can play with the best ... Ok, lets make a deal ... tell me the dirtiest joke you can think of ... mind you, I have heard some filth ... best joke (or man) wins ... and I'll bring the mud pit
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Mar 24, 2008 7:58:56 GMT -5
Post by exfreak on Mar 24, 2008 7:58:56 GMT -5
2 sperm are swimming around:
sperm 1 asks sperm 2 "how long until we find the egg?"
sperm 2 says "it’s gonna be a long time, we just now passed the esouphagus."
Not real dirty but I am just getting started!! LMAO
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Mar 24, 2008 8:14:13 GMT -5
Post by exfreak on Mar 24, 2008 8:14:13 GMT -5
why don't women fart?? they don't keep their mouth shut long enough to build up enough pressure!!!!!
Thats funny shit right there, I don't care who you are!!! lol
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Mar 24, 2008 12:04:06 GMT -5
Post by lee2000 on Mar 24, 2008 12:04:06 GMT -5
lmao gregt
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Mar 24, 2008 12:09:48 GMT -5
Post by lee2000 on Mar 24, 2008 12:09:48 GMT -5
there once was three guys who didn't have any money. or any food.
They had been stealing food for the past couple of days and still wern't satiafied.
One guy finally said ,"Wouldn't it be better to ask for food instead of stealing it ?"
They all agreed so one day they went up to this house and rang the door bell . An old lady answered .
They asked her for food . She said she would only give them food if they slept with her .
The first guy refused and so did the second, but the third guy was so hungry that he agreed.
She took him into her barn and said to get started.
He said he wanted to blindfold her and she agreed because she was so desperate.
Once blindfolded he took a piece of corn and started fucking her with it. He threw that piece of corn out the barn window and took another piece of corn and started fucking her with that one.
Afterwards she fed him like she said she would and he left .
The two other guys told him they couldn't believe he had done that for food, especially since they had found free corn around the side of the barn.
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Mar 24, 2008 12:19:28 GMT -5
Post by exfreak on Mar 24, 2008 12:19:28 GMT -5
LMAO!!!! good one lee2
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Mar 24, 2008 20:31:16 GMT -5
Post by rockon4ever on Mar 24, 2008 20:31:16 GMT -5
L2 and Gregt...sad man .. sad. My senile grandmother can tell a better joke than that...
Here's one ...
An armless man in a long jacket walks into a bathroom and stands by a urinal... Soon seeing he needs help to use the toilet he asks a man closeby, "Can you help me point my penis" The man reluctantly accepted but decided not to look at the man's penis. After a few seconds of holding it he thinks, "Hey I'm grabbing it right? So I should look. I have a right" He looks down at the mans member and sees that it is beyond hideous. Startled he jumps back and lets go, asking. "What the hell is wrong with it?" The "armless" man pulls his arms out of his jacket and says, "I don't know, but I aint touching it" and walks away ;D
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Mar 24, 2008 20:37:56 GMT -5
Post by rockon4ever on Mar 24, 2008 20:37:56 GMT -5
Why is sex like riding a bike?
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere 2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience. 4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience. 5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun. 6.It's best to have a soft place to land. 7. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try. 8. If you fall off, get right back on. 9. Make sure you've got a firm grip. 10. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
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Mar 25, 2008 7:49:18 GMT -5
Post by exfreak on Mar 25, 2008 7:49:18 GMT -5
And those where better?? I don't see it!!! Don't get me wrong....there good.....But not better then ours......Try again!!! lol
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